vol. 11: Jewels

Poll question: Who do y’all think sucks more, Lindsay Graham or Jeff Bezos? On the one hand Jeff Bezos paid however many quintillions of hard-earned (?) American dollars this week to hitch a ride up into space on a big-boy rocket shaped like a pee-pee, and on the other hand Lindsay Graham is Lindsay Graham.

There’s no new Lindsay Graham news, that I’m …